if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
Wait a minute, if I travelled back in time at the age of 19 and killed the younger version of me who’s the age of 6, then I wouldn’t have been able to grow up to the age of 19(because I would have been died at 6) and travel back in time to kill myself in the first place.
Time travel is a bitch.
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
yeah….. I don’t think the firemelon would have been a big hit with everyone
50 years later
And he still hasn’t caught them all
*gets down on one knee*
*takes out a pokéball shaped engagement ring box and opens it*
Will you marry me? because I choose you.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
The 2 fingers look like a ‘V’ which is 5 in Roman numerals.
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover.
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender.
Ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender.
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
An entire day of silence while the Men In Black neuralize our memories of The Last Airbender
i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog))
Thank God. I thought you wanted to slice off my d (I ain’t got a dog)
friendly reminder that in a parallel universe you are clara oswald
Or a high school nerd who got bitten by a radioactive spider and died from the poisoning……. that didn’t come out right.