Portal To My Subconscience
lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

rnegastar:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE


BUMBLEBEE, YOU SLY SON-OF-A-TRANSFORMER

rnegastar:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

BUMBLEBEE, YOU SLY SON-OF-A-TRANSFORMER

My life is like the prequel to ‘The 40 Year Old Virgin’ which is set 20 years before the original.

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Please Don’t Leave Me Because Even Though I May Not Talk Much It’s Nice To Know You’re Around For When I Need You: the spin-off series
uni-cxrns:

👽

uni-cxrns:

👽

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

sasuge:

where do i sign up 

sasuge:

where do i sign up 

I’m not saying I hate you. But if we were being chased by zombies, i’d shoot you in the knee for the them to get you while I run away.

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.