Portal To My Subconscience
lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

rnegastar:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE


BUMBLEBEE, YOU SLY SON-OF-A-TRANSFORMER

rnegastar:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

BUMBLEBEE, YOU SLY SON-OF-A-TRANSFORMER

My life is like the prequel to ‘The 40 Year Old Virgin’ which is set 20 years before the original.

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Please Don’t Leave Me Because Even Though I May Not Talk Much It’s Nice To Know You’re Around For When I Need You: the spin-off series
uni-cxrns:

👽

uni-cxrns:

👽

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

sasuge:

where do i sign up 

sasuge:

where do i sign up 

I’m not saying I hate you. But if we were being chased by zombies, i’d shoot you in the knee for the them to get you while I run away.